Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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