i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
the day after is always just damage control
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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