So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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