meet me or not, i'm out of control
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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