come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I have already put on my inside pants.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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