they need to just BURY HIM!
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
The ass gains better be worth it
Two words: nipple clamps
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