Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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