Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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