He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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