? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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