drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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