Responsibility does not care about your dick.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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