Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
