is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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