I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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