there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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