The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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