All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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