He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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