And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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