yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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