farters have to be the big spoon...
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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