It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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