my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Randomize
