They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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