What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Randomize