I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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