So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I smell stomach acid.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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