i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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