What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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