No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Also, beer. Big fan.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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