She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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