what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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