he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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