After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
