Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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