im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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