so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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