I want you more than these girls want KFC
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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