why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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