You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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