WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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