have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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