they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
