The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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