Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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