And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
