oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You pole danced in your parka.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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