You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
