Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
