David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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