But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
do nipples grow back?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
