More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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