Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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