OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
