So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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